Paul Anderson

Age:	38 (aquarius, year of dog)
Height:	5' 7" (170cm)
Eyes:	blue
Hair:	blondish

Home:	upper Haight
Pets:	one kinetic fuzzball, formerly one small grizzly bear
Education:	liberal arts B.A.
Job:	research engineer for nonprofit
Politics:	proud liberal

Frequent activities:
· Trying to build furniture
· Out of control art projects
· Back-handed musical compositions
· Inventing new flavors of absinthe
· Not working on personal web site

Likes:  Fine arts, coarse arts, kinetic arts, absurd arts, Black Rock City, cooking, eating, caffeinating, the great outdoors, long hikes, road trips, sawdust, smoke, sun, rain, being underwater, doctoring photos, cat wrestling

Dislikes:  Loud people, cigarette smoke, conspicuous consumption, "should of", superfluous apostrophe's, high fructose corn syrup

Soundtrack:  Gogol Bordello, Red Elvises, They Might Be Giants, Fanfare Ciocarlia, Captain Bogg & Salty, Circus Contraption, David Grisman, Flecktones, Dead Hensons, Gilbert & Sullivan

Recent reading:  Dan Savage, Ian Banks, Michael Pollan, Tony Bourdain, Lemony Snicket, Bruce Campbell

Recent travels:  Japan, Australia (far north Queensland, Sydney, Blue Mountains), Barcelona & Costa Brava. Eyes are on New Zealand.

15 minutes of fame:
3/19/1995 - Song "Microsoft Word" was #1 hit on Dr. Demento radio show

15 seconds of almost-fame:
9/30/1997 - Furious temptation standing behind Bill Gates, holding sushi plate, contemplating his shirt collar

Connected?  Pure coincidence

Favorite colors:  Brilliant chrome with the power to blind my enemies, green

In closet:  An equal and opposite anti-closet

Marco:  Polo

Oh yeah, he's with the band.

A horrid simulacrum.